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From: googlegames@google.com
To: ECE Grad Students, ECE Undergrads
Date: Mar 14, 2007 3:08 PM

Google Games
UIUC 2007
Presented by Google and ACM
Saturday, April 14, 2007

Think you got game? Compete for victory in challenges that test your creative, mental and "athletic" mettle at the Google Games! Teams of five will go head to head in 3 rigorous events: Lego Building, Puzzles and a special surprise contest. Find four friends (it helps to have programming experience) and register by sending an e-mail to googlegames@google.com. Can't find a team? Sign up as an individual and we'll put you in a team with others. In your e-mail provide the name, major, level, and e-mail address of each team member as well as your team captain's name, team name and sponsoring student organization. In addition to the thrill of victory and the agony of defeat, Google will also be supplying free refreshments to all participants and prizes to our top competitors. Bring it on!

Opening Ceremony
Friday, April 13th, 6:00pm - 8:00pm
Location: Seibel Center 2405

Google Games
Saturday, April 14th, 9:30am - 3:30pm
Location: Seibel Center 2405

Deadline to register: April 6th
Google Games is limited to 16 teams



From: Ryan Mulligan
To: googlegames@google.com
Date: Mar 15, 2007 1:13 AM
Subject: Google Games - UIUC 2007

Hello Questmaster,

This is an attempt to enter Google games UIUC 2007. Give us all your team registration tickets and nobody gets hurt. Or just give us one, pretty please.

Team Name: Legs are just wheels with no rims and only one spoke
Captain Name: Kevin Chang

Team Members:
Name: Ryan Mulligan
Major: Enterprise Systems Engineering
Level: 79 Land-Squid Tickle Mimick
Year: Junior

Name: David Grayson
Major: Engineering Physics
Level: 67 Talking Pony Mu-Fu Monk
Year: Junior

Name: Alan Lynn
Major: Computer Science
Level: 69 Double Wookie Puma Burgler
Year: Junior

Name: Christopher Re
Major: Aerospace Engineering
Level: 65 Demicanadian Inner Mason
Year: Junior

Name: Kevin Chang (mon CAPITON)
Major: Computer Engineering
Level: 68 Enchanted Motorcycle Battle Felon
Year: Junior

--
Regards,
Ryan Mulligan
(team self appointed secretary at arms)



From: Davidson <_____@google.com>
To: Ryan
Cc: Alan, David, Kevin, Chris
Date: Mar 15, 2007 11:26 AM

Greetings Heroes!

We heard amazing tales of your bravery in the battle against the Ogres. We are honored to have you compete in the Games.

Opening Ceremony
Friday, April 13th, 6:00pm – 8:00pm
Location: Siebel Center 2405
We will go over the rules and logistics of Google Games. At least one member must be present but we encourage all to be present; each team will be introduced so bring your team spirit. Food and drinks will be provided.

Google Games
Saturday, April 14th, 9:30am – 3:30pm
Location: Siebel Center 2405
Registration Begins at 9:30am. Competition begins at 10:00am. Breakfast, lunch, and snacks will be provided.

Please reply to this message with each members t-shirt size (men's and women's sizes available).

Thanks!
The Google Games Committee



Private Emails
Ryan: I want your size of t-shirt.
Kevin: Most awesome armourer, I beseech thee to bestow upon me one cuirasse of armour of the size Large. Forsooth.
Alan: Seamster, I commission of thee a grand garment, crafted from the finest cloth. On it shall be a small tag or marking bearing the inscription of either 'L' or 'Large'.
David: Most generous tailor, I bid thee bestow your largess upon me with a mantle of Large proportions.
Kevin: dude, david's getting a cape
David: I always wanted a google cape!
Chris: Sew thine dragon skin into fine armour of mammoth size. Dost thou hast enough for a large?



From: Ryan
To: Davidson <_____@google.com>
Cc: Kevin, David, Chris, Alan
Date: Mar 17, 2007 2:48 PM

The heroes of the realm have chimed in with their respective armor sizes. Please grant us the proper comissioning papers for with to impress upon your castle blacksmithe to arm us for the upcoming games.

David qouth,
"
Most generous tailor, I bid thee bestow your largess upon me with a
mantle of Large proportions.

Chris qouth,
"
Sew thine dragon skin into fine armour of mammoth size. Dost thou hast
enough for a large?

Alan qouth,
"
Seamster, I commission of thee a grand garment, crafted from the
finest cloth. On it shall be a small tag or marking bearing the
inscription of either 'L' or 'Large'.

Kevin qouth,
"
Most awesome armourer, I beseech thee to bestow upon me one cuirasse
of armour of the size Large. Forsooth.

Ryan qouth,
"
For soothe, our fine warriors wish four armors of size Large and one
of size medium. May we wear them well in the upcoming battles.

( 4 larges, 1 medium)

-Ryan Mulligan, Secretary at Arms.
"Legs are just wheels with no rims and only one spoke."



Private Emails
Kevin: you totally spelled "quoth" wrong five times.
David: LOL LOL LOL

Forsooth Ryan, reveue thyself the middel-tunge:

http://www.m-w.com/dictionary/forsooth

Be not discoraged ladde. Som day you may be a worthy bard like Enchanted Motorcycle Battle Felon Chang, or even a grete bard like Talking Pony Mu-Fu Monk Graysonne :-)
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